Australia Doesn't Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim



There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.



The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.

The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.

"Australia is not real," the rant begins. "It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history."



Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: "you're terribly wrong".


Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it - and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.

According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: “My research destroys big bang cosmology.



“It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”


While NASA has proved that the Earth is round using GPS, satellites, and images from space, Flat Earth believers claim that they have evidence that the space agency is lying. So what do you think about this? Let us know in the comments!


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  1. I think you meant “Australia doesn’t exist”, not “exit”.

    Please correct

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    1. ^This.
      I would be happy to be an editor for you. It's difficult to take a periodical seriously, especially a science periodical, when the editors and writers both miss such an easily spotted mistake.

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    2. I think most people don't get bent out of shape because of a simple typo. Get over it.

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    3. Bent are those who cannot proof read.

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    4. This whole article is about being bent out of shape or not!

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    5. This is not about getting bent out of shape, it is about making a simple correction.

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    6. If it was a word in the body of text then it could be forgiven, but it is the title, shouldn't it be given a little more effort? So I agree with Duane on this one.

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    7. The typo led me to believe it was not a credible story.

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    8. Yep, like Aj, it made me think it was a satirical article.

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    9. You can not fight ignorant people with illiteracy - it puts you on same level. So please, learn basic spelling...

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    10. Yes, the problem these days is that most millennials don't know how to spell and now they're holding editorial jobs. It's instant loss of credibility when there is not enough attention to your craft to even proofread your work ONCE.

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    11. I came here to tell them the same thing... #MildlyInfuriating

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    12. Get everyone at The Space Academy to install Grammarly.

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    13. People who are getting upset about this error being corrected, just be aware that typos are usually easily spotted because they're seen as words that aren't actual words. The problem with this one is that 'exit' is an actual word, so literally when I read the first bit of the headline I was confused, thinking, 'Australia doesn't exit? Doesn't exit what?' It took me a second to figure out that it meant to say 'exist'.

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    14. I'm sorry.....have I just intruded on the Pedants revolt?

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    15. I wasn't going to click, except I wanted to learn about what this Flat Earth "exiting" concept was

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    16. Site: "Please, read this brief article regarding a silly trend that has shockingly taken root in a world that is riddled with uneducated individuals, whose ideals and beliefs resonate into our governments and the public eye en masse and are fostered by global social media networks that if left unchecked or unquestioned can quite possibly become a disturbing status quo."

      Idiots: "You misspelled 'exist.'"

      This childish behavior is no different than calling the kettle black, only at this point in our collective, ignorant shortsightedness that would be an insult to kettles.

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    17. I like how nobody has anything intelligent to add and that the best they can come up with is to pick apart the misspelling of the word "exist". As if this grade-school level deflection some how makes them appear smart - as if the rest of the internet doesn't see it for the horrible smoke screen it is. Everyone makes typos from time-to-time and if the best thing you can muster up is to point out a typographical error in order to not feel like a dim-wit then I would suggest reading a book or something.

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    18. Dear author,
      The whole article is riddled with typos. That many mistakes causes the article to look like a first draft, shows a lack of consern by the publication, looks unprofessional as all hell, and brings the validity of the event into question. In a longer piece one or two would be understandable but in something this short there is no excuse. If you're going to make a living through writing, care enough about your work to read back through it 3 or 4 times. Assuming that you work freelance, that level of professionalism will be the thing that gets you requested more often and better paid.

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  2. While the actual-state-of-affairs reveals to us conclusive evidence that Australia is a non-existent continent; it is still true that it has ontological characteristics-- just as unicorns have horns and pegasi have wings. You see, non-existent things like unicorns, square circles, and golden mountains can have different properties, and must have a 'being such-and-such' even though they lack 'being' proper. Therefore, Australia does exist and will continue to exist within veiled minds of the masses.

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    1. Hm...so the country in which I was born and raised, and around which I have travelled over many years, and over which I have flown, and along the roads of which I have travelled many thousands of kilometres is actually in South America...which of course was terraformed to look totally different than Sth America over a space around 4000Km wide and 3600Km north to south... made into desert with saltbush and spinifex... it's hard to imagine that there really are groups of people with such mental damage that they think the earth is flat....but to also think that all 23 million of us are actors beggars belief...

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    2. Greer your feeble attempts to convince us that Australia is, in fact, a real place are so transparent! Of course you would say that you're from there, making up fake geographical data to try and prove your point!

      FOOL!

      (totally joking by the way)

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    3. Greer
      You Australians are very good actors. I enjoy many Australian (South American) shows that the BBC airs. The Code and A Place to Call Home were both excellent!

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    4. All these arguments on typo, spelling error and so on. The truth is this, they're going to die, you're going to die and I'm going to die. End of story! And that's the Truthhh!

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    5. No No No No No No No .. you are all wrong ... is not Australia the one who doesn't exist .. There are a lot of conclusive evidence that is South America what doesn't exist .. in fact all those taken to South America are really taken to Australia ... my gosh! please spread the word correctly to unveil the brain of masses .... is South America the fake, not Australia !!

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    6. Just remember... The Flat Earth Society claims to have offices all around the globe!

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    7. I think you meant to say "all aflat the flat earth".

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    8. What I want to know is that if I am an American actor pretending to be in Australia, then why can't I join Actors Equity and where the hell is my paycheck for the last 56 years????

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    9. Anonymous, I like your semantics! :D

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    10. GregH you can't be an American actor pretending to be Australian. Everyone knows Americans can't fake an Australian accent. Not even Oscar-winning actors like Meryl Streep can do it But if this is true, I want to know where my cheques have been going for the last 68 years.

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  3. Believing in a flat earth is scientifically similar to balancing cashews on the tip of your penis. No matter how enthusiastic you are about it, you're still f***ing nuts.

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    1. As an Australian born and raised, I find this argument so hilarious. Obviously small minded people who haven't travelled outside the fence line of the funny farm they live on. Get a grip people. What next!! We all ride kangaroos to work!!!

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    2. Obiously not.... kangaroos don't exist, because Australia doesn't exist.... silly Kiwi lol

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    3. Mavrick5, you mean you don't? I mean, isn't that what the pouches are for?

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    4. mavrick5 "What next!! We all ride kangaroos to work!!!"

      You should go onto the Quora forum - someone actually asked if we ride them to school. With some rather hilarious answers...

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    5. Mr Anonymous. You are inaccurate about one thing. Botanically, Cashews are not nuts, They are Drupes. Please be accurate in your statements about science. cue autistic screeching -REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee.

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    6. Brilliant ! Hahahaha

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    7. You can't balance cashews on the tip of your penis unless the first one is inserted. Just a point of clarification...

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    8. I thought you all went to work in carts pulled by bandicoots?

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    9. Well not bandicoots per say..they're too small an lack tbe resilience and pull power..instead..we use wombat or Tassie devils..the wombats have more front end strength and are easy to steer..and the Taz devils are fantastic at speed and cross country ability..but they tend to bite everything they come across an scream a helluva lot and piss off the neighbors..heheheheheπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    10. ok this comment wins everything hahaha

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  4. Hey, NASA! You owe my son and I 18 years back pay! :D

    As for those whose lives are so empty, that finding a typo is such a big deal, there's a group of flat earthers that would probably like you in their group.

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    1. Sandra, a professional piece should have proper spelling and grammar. It makes it hard to believe the message when they can't even proof read properly. They taught us all this in school. At the very least, the TITLE of the piece should be proofread.

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    2. Is that your rebuttal? To argue that the article is null and void because of one grammatical error? I'm guessing you're a flat earth nutjob...since you have no intellectual argument and resort to such an idiotic response.

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    3. This is not a national newspaper. Its a blog on the internet. Congrats. You're so intelligent. stfu get a life

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    4. I love the fact that you didnt deny being a flat Earther and just went straight to STFU. Thus confirming all notions. Winning argument. Well Played.

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    5. It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe

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    6. Your reasoning is sound; the only problem is "exit" doesn't actually have the same letters as "exist".

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    7. Therefore, the human mind doesn't read "exit" as "exist", but as "exit". Do you understand?

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  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That’s just dippy.

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  6. We're fairdinkum, mates!

    Crikey!

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    1. How much are they paying you Actor?
      Roflmao.

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  7. Flat Earth believers can't assimilate 3D, to them everything is flat.

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    1. Even 3D printers I suppose. Or maybe they just don't exist? A bit like the 60 million or so kangaroos that hop around the place - all holograms apparently.

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  8. Well, then my Kickstarter to circumnavigate the poles is screwed for sure.
    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1282946600/pole-to-pole-circumnavigation-of-the-globe#

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  9. If the earth is indeed flat, then why hasn't anyone sailed over the edge? Somebody has been eating some really "happy" fruit! Although the cashew comment probably wins so far!

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    1. Don't be silly. Of course people have sailed over the edge! You didn't expect them to send you a postcard, did you? After my cousin died, I never saw her again, either.

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    2. Careful SpaceCadet,

      They have an explanation for that. The theory pushes a concept that there is a flat disc, surrounded by a wall of ice, topped with a firmament (dome). The sun, the moon, and the stars are all just decorations put there as a conspiracy to fool us into thinking the universe is expansive, and potentially within our reach to someday explore.

      The world map we see on the UN seal is their proof.......

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    3. It is because of the pac-man effect... when you exit the right you are teleported to the left part of the world

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    4. I am desolated that the entire history of the Ashes test matches has been one, long series of plays, and that those wonderful Antipodeans with whom I have indulged in banter, in the pubs of England's green and pleasant lands, have all along been playing me for a complete and utter fool! I feel inclined to find the edge of the world and jump off it.

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  10. hmmmm. I sailed there on my own. no actors on my boat. just me and deck hands hired last minute. I did the navigation. But hey, believe what you want.

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  11. I live in Sydney if I am an actor I want to know where I get my back pay for the last 50 years.

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    1. According to Flat Earthers, the answer is simple - you don't exist because Sydney doesn't exist since Australia doesn't exist. The fact that you are posting this as "Unknown", in fact, PROVES that you do not exist. Of course, here I am talking to non-existent people on the Internet. Hmm.... maybe the Internet doesn't exist either. After all, I have never been able to PROVE that the people to whom I am writing actually exist. Oh my goodness, based on Flat Earth logic, I just proved that I am insane talking to all my imaginary friends from Australia.... Thank goodness, I cannot see an asylum when I look out my window, which means that insane asylums do not exist either or else I could easily see any when I look outside -- after all, the Earth *is* flat and so I should be able to see them quite easily, right?

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    2. Following your reasoning, neither you nor I exist, and, similarly, neither a round nor a flat Earth exists. While Flat Earthers may ask "How do you prove the Earth is round?", I would ask "How do you prove the Earth is flat?". People are only assuming that the Earth is flat/round, after all. Assumptions aren't factual. There is only one truth: The beginning is the end, and everything is nothing.

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    3. Loved ur comment exited

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  12. What a load of nonsense. Go kill yourselves.

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  13. Is this utter, utter garbage put out there so people will think all the other "conspiracy theories" are garbage too and anyone who doesn't believe Government and world leaders care about them are all total loonies?!

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  14. Isn't it Antarctica that the Flat Earthers think doesn't exist?

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    1. Claiming that it is Australia, not Antarctica is a spoof of real Flat Earth ideas, hardly necessary to exaggerate Flat Earth ideas to win the argument.

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  15. I was born in Australia and I can tell you it does not exist. We have been brainwashed into believing that it does when the area, in fact, it is located in south west Mongolia. This area was sold to the British around the same time that "Australia" was "discovered". We only have theories as to why this happened but it is widely believed that it was to run a social experiment for reasons we can only guess at. For those of you that have visited Australia, I am so sorry that you have been brain washed as well. If you still dont believe me then just look at the Platypus. I mean, come on....a duck crossed with an otter...with a poisonous spine on the males rear leg??? You guys will believe anything!

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    1. 🀣 I too live in Australia. It is a mystical place discovered only by those who don't know where it is. πŸ€”

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      knew someone would understand:)

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    3. You still believe Mongolia exists?!?! A backwater people from the plains conquer half the world with only bows and horses? Please. What you think is Mongolio is actually a teraformed piece of the moon.

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  16. The Flat Earth conspiracy is a conspiracy. Flat Earthers don't really exist. The claim is that these people believe the conspiracy so that articles like this one get attention. In fact, I may not even be a human commenting on the article. I may be a Russian A.I. whose purpose is to spread misinformation. Or am I? Don't be fooled. Follow the rabbit hole all the way down!

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  17. Darn.. and I thought I lived there for 9 years... long enough to gain perm residency and then dual citizenship... I left the U.S. for nearly a decade, where was I really? LOL

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    1. apparently you've only travelled to South America. Try a bit further south ;) ha ha

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  18. I live in Australia, haven't been to Europe or Britain, so maybe its Europe and Britain that don't exist and not Australia. Which means that all the flat earthers are actors paid by NASA.

    It's just like all the other conspiracy theories all over the world, there will always be some one who'll believe. I don't know why we waste time on them.

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  19. Seriously guys! Get a "JOB" job rather than misguiding people into craps i.e. Australia is fake!

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    1. But get a JOB instead of a "JOB" since a "JOB" doesn't exist. Like Australia.

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    2. So what you're saying is Australia doesn't exist, but "Australia" does.

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  20. A bit like the dude I know that is convinced that the moon is hollow and towed into position by aliens. At least he accepts the world is round though!

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    1. It used to be solid until the aliens ate most of the cheese it is made of and now the moon is also flat ... round, but flat ... just like the earth.

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  21. I've seen the curvature of the earth with my own eyes from the surface of the earth. Peru, 6000 metres above sea level, a nylon thread stretched level very tight between two ice axes about a metre apart - the Pacific horizon at sunset was on the thread at the ends and about 1mm above the thread in the middle when viewed from a metre away. The thread wasn't sagging perceptibly. - Charles, Byron Bay, NSW, an imaginary continent down unda.

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    1. That sounds like a really amazing experience!

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    2. Yo charles, hey i got a little favor to ask, next time you go to the byron/mullum market, please go to the livelly up jamaican food stall and say hi to Lionel for me, his tallest former employee! I mean, given that you're not the charles owning the raw food stall, in which case i pass the hello to you both! (and hope your kidneys are better now)
      Besides that, fuck the abrakebabra, it's sexually harassing boss and 13$/h pay, fuck the Orient express and it's 13,5$/h pay, fuck the hypocrites owning the treehouse, and most of all, fuck the byron council for stealing and selling my van!

      Enjoy the little piece of contradictory heaven you live in mate! and the sugar cubes that come with it ;)

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  22. This is the best one so far. I love this, I want more.

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  23. Hate to tell ya this, but we are here. Sure. Looking at this picture, the Earth is flat, but we are just about the only ones here. Every other country must be make believe..
    We are the true rulers of this planet.

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  24. None of the continents exit, so why pick on Australia? Continents do drift, but any significant change takes a really long time. I stand corrected; Australia is making a significant move! https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/09/australia-moves-gps-coordinates-adjusted-continental-drift/

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  25. Red-herring for those waking up to the holohoax.

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  26. It's all fun and games until someone actually starts believing in the conspiracy theory.

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  27. what a load of bullcrap. Australia IS a real country and we are real people living there and if you think otherwise your clearly a retard. How do I know? I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA YOU DUMB SHITES

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    2. It's not. I am sorry to disappoint you - you have been lied to.

      If I were you and if you have ever flown to America (ie had the Qantas pilots lie to you while chucking bog laps around the short distance from South America to New York) then I would be suing them for your money back.

      First time I fly 'overseas' I will be doing so. We have been lied to for too many years, it is time for us to wake up and stop being sheeple.

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    3. ...And every time you drive from Australia to New York, you somehow miraculously move through a large body of water akin to Jesus walking on water.

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  28. The only thing flat earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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  29. As an Aussie, im offended of this claim and you can get fucked mate!!

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  30. i always wanted to be an actress in a nonexistent made-up country woohoo what imaginations we have to come up with an animal that bounces on its feet AND its tail or little fluffy bears hanging out in trees god their are some crack pots in the world We actors and actresses are very cleaver tell me do people write our scrips for us or do we "actors" make it up as we go along ....dont forget to tune in next week we are going to discover the secret of life

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€hehehehehehe..I think I love you Corina..you legend you..bweee he he he heπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ’œπŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘..too bloody right we don't exist..if we do not exist..therefore the idiots can't come and visit us and drink all our beer eat all our BBQ prawns and sleep surf on our couch..hehehehe..thank bloody goodness!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

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  31. Givi G. Karchava30 May 2018 at 06:01

    Guys you really smoke quite a strong weed.
    Weed is good, but not so much. So, quit it timely till you do not discover that your asshole doesn't really exist and what you really feel there, is good enough fabricated anatomic drama.

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  32. Flat Earthers are just attention hogs. This gives them the satisfaction they desire for, whether people agree with them or disagree with them, they can always say people are talking about their activities. Now if we just completely ignored every last one of them, imagine what would happen to those poow widdle people ...

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    1. People you have most likely just been used in a social experiment. Some of these posts just like this one about flat earther beliefs are social experiments to see how humans respond to non mainstream beliefs. So far everyone has taken the bait and bitten well. Relax everyone its just a social experiment no doubt Lol

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  33. You saw that the Facebook Page you are referring to is a joke Page, didnt you? πŸ˜€

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  34. You know what ???? You all a bunch of nob heads , wasting time with all this shit chat !!!! Don't have anything to do in life !!!!!

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    1. I know you are but what am I?

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  35. Clearly my family must be unpaid actors from Croatia and East Africa from the 40's and trying to fake the kangaroos ,koalas and other weird creatures we have hmmm .

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  36. THIS POST IS PROBABLY JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, YOU HAVE ALL TAKEN THE BAIT WELL LOL

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    1. It's fun though - what's life without a little fun?

      Flat Earther Baiting should be an international sport - it would keep the whole world happy.

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    2. haha yeah it's a very funny and entertaining read so far lmao

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  37. I live in Croatia, so I don't have to be an actor. I have joined a group of flatearthearthers on FB. It is highly therapeutic. When one feels low, one look maks you laugh.

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  38. I'm not sure how the flat earthers garner enough cred and attention to have this article about their "beliefs" in print. After all at their last convention 500 out of 7 billion people showed up!

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  39. Spelling matters in marketing!

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  40. What I want to know is what Australian flat earthers think about this? Do they maintain that Britain is a hoax?

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  41. What I don't understand is why it's necessary for Australia to not exist in a flat Earth model. Not that I believe any of that bullshit anyway, but I don't see an incompatibility between Australia and a flat Earth.

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  42. Thank you for this article. I have not had this good a laugh for so long. As a 'paid actor' and 'non-existent Australian' I must send my thanks.

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    1. The EARTH always was a BALL , round, everything goes back and forth because the world is round, simple as that

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  43. I can't even read an article when the writer/editor can't even avoid a huge spelling error in the freaking title. Just like I wouldn't open the magazine if it said Spots Illustrated on the front, or buy a book with a cover that read The Geat Gasby. Anyone who says let it go, it's just a spelling error is clearly an ignorant moron who is, unfortunately, indicative of the dumbing down of our world. This website publishes articles, accepts subscribers, and somehow expect to be taken seriously when they can't even proofread to catch such a glaring mistake. You shoudl be ashamed of yourself if you think that's fine. Then again, they do say ignorance is bliss.

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    1. Back at you Mr. Shoudl. :)

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    2. I 'expect' that he's been waiting for someone to point out his grammar error as well.

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  44. wait - if australia doesn't exist where the hell have they been throwing all those shrimp? people, people, people take your meds. (she said flat out. i mean all the world's a stage.)
    ok, i'm done.
    "exit stage left, evenah"

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    1. You do realise noone in Australia says 'shrimp', don't you? Don't be a prawn.

      The perpetration of fake cultural types is just one of the ways these corrupt government lizards have lied to us. They made us eat meat pies, for Gods sake.

      And drink FOSTERS.

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  45. Yes, I can easily see that Australia doesn't truly exist, because I worked for an Australian company for ten years even though I live in Canada. They paid me well for all those years despite the hoax. The hoax is not fake, as evidenced by the ease of fooling them into paying me.

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  46. The electromagnetism thing is almost true tho, gravity is not a force, but a deformation of space itself..

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  47. Flatearthers, it turns out, are just two dimensional. In addition, it turns out that they don't believe in a northern hemisphere and a southern hemisphere, but a western hemisphere and a eastern hemisphere. The dark truth is that Asia is also fake, and is actually all inside a movie studio on the Falkland Islands; no wonder the British fought to keep them!

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  48. If it was a word in the body of text then it could be forgiven, but it is the title, shouldn't it be given a little more effort? So I agree with Duane on this one.

    I agree--I see this more and more from articles, bloggers, web sites--I try to proof read every email/comment I send now since I see so much of this seeming like every day!!??!!

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  49. This is confirmed ... the fools are not all interned in psychiatry.

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  50. Right, new space program announcement. For the betterment and progress of Humanity, "Operation: Send 'em Up". Anyone claiming to be a Flat Earther, gets sent into orbit... Just to shut them, the Hell up!! No, rational, thinking people "Claiming" to be Flat Earthers can't go. What, do you think we're just made of money?

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  51. They put typos in there on purpose so people will come to the site to correct them, giving them hits...marketing tactics and such...

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  53. Although I have no reason to doubt the original source on the Australia "rant" - that facebook page you showed it on is a total spoof page - they make fun of flat earth beliefs, they aren't serious. I remember when they posted that and I laughed so hard, but everything on that site is satire.

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  54. Seem's like there are 200 Identifiable Flat Earth Idiots running around in the UK. Sorry, folks the Earth is Round, and Gravity is what hold you idiots to the ground. The concept of the earth being flat is a joke... Don't know where you've been getting your science facts about the earth being flat or any other proof that it flat, is beyond me. Just because you have a Map of the World on your wall... a flat surface... Don't make the world flat.. It's called an illustration. A picture.

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    1. Hey, it's clearly flat on the UN logo, and we have no reason not to trust politicians ;)

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  55. If I was an actor, where the hell is my money?

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  56. Unfortunately my new housemate is a flat-earther, an anti-vaxxer and a religitard. Please help me.

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  57. Editorials with typos are written by monkeys in the amazon forest where they have recently established custom made PCs for the animal kingdom to use, along with internet service in the region. So far its the chimpennials that have started using them. They are still being taught about the English language, using the PC, browsing the net, and the importance of Typos in marketing tactics.

    So far, it's the chimpennials who are only using the PCs supervised my monkeys in human suit to appear authoritative. The other animals are still trying to figure out who took their jobs.

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  58. As for the Australia Saga, it has to come to an end. For too long people riding kangaroos to work have fooled the rest of the world. Satellite imaging has shown that Australia is in fact nothing more than a huge oil spill in Indian Ocean and South Pacific Ocean.

    It is suspected that NASA is working together with BP. They are also talking to UAE who will help them build an actual island (akin to the Palm Islands) so that all of the world governments can finally stop putting in so much bloody effort and resources in lying to the world and training pilots and every other Goddamned normal human being regarding this matter.

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  59. Best piece of fiction I have read for some time.

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  60. Are the Kangaroos actors too?

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  61. I cannot comment on this article as I don't exist (or I'm an actor so no-one will believe me).

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  62. I'm just waiting to get paid for my fair dinkem Stralian acting skills.

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  63. as an Australian l would really like to attend one of their gatherings just to hear their bullshit..l can bet you not one of them 'flat earthers' are an Aussie..

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  64. I think they killed Steve Irwin because he was getting to close to the truth.

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    1. What you should have said was either Steve Irwin was actually still alive, only in America instead of South America, or he never existed in the first place.

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  65. I believe in Flat Earth and really want to know if Australia is fake.
    Is there anyone who can sponsor my living in Australia?
    I would really appreciate it

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    1. And one more thing, even Stephen Hawking believed this

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  66. HOW DOES NOBODY HERE UNDERSTAND THAT THE POST IS IRONIC

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    NOBODY THINKS AUSTRALIA IS FAKE

    YOU CANT EVEN INTO IRONY

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  67. LMFAO Ok where is my pay? Who ever believes this is CRAZY

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  68. Fools, you have all been deceived. Australia is the only country, every other country is made up by Australians drinking too much or wandering too far into the desert and having hallucinations. Drink more water and you will see the truth, or less beer.

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  69. Gee, ive always wanted to go to South America and now i find out that I'm already in it. I wonder if i get time off from my acting Australian job so i can take a drive to Argentina. I guess i need to know where in South America fake Australia is. In the middle? No, how could the oceans be faked? I need to ponder this more... if the country is fake and the people are fake and the animals are fake how come taxes are real?

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  70. i must be the most under payed actor in the world then if i don't live in australia

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  71. What about the Flat-Earthers who live in Australia? Do they believe the rest of us don't exist? Asking for a friend.

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  72. So the Outback, Great Barrier Reef, Kangaroos, Koalas, Opals, Cockatoos, Aboriginals and their culture, Didgeridoos and Boomerangs are all made up eh? I don't fucking think so! The only thing made up is this stupid Pancake Planet FANTASY!!!

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  73. I happened across discussion on facebook last week where people were discussing the merits of the millennial falcon from Star Wars vs the starship enterprise from Start Trek. The thread got deep into the weeds both from a technological perspective and from a socioeconomic perspective of the two universes and how that might make a difference in determining which ship might be superior. The discussion was quite intense and both sides made reasonable arguments.

    Now this speculation is all fun and games for things like science fiction and fantasy narratives, however, the problem I see with flat-earthers, antivaxers, climate-deniers and their ilk is that the unchecked nature of the internet has allowed them to conflate fantasy with reality. Unlike science fiction comparatives, science-based reality is not subjective and actually requires methodical approaches like the scientific method and peer review confirmation by those skilled in the craft. Sure, there are people using money and other power to nudge things in one direction or another, but that does not make the underlying science false.

    The only thing false is the belief by these conspiracy theorists that they actually add any value to their existing on this planet and that their false narratives have any equivalency to actual scientific reality.

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  74. Thank you for shining some light on this incredible international cover-up. What's more it has also brought to light other serious problems. I for one have been living in this make-believe land of "Australia" for over 40 years and am yet to receive payment for my deeply moving portrayal of an "Australian", descended from those British criminals who apparently were shipped to the other side of the world (how silly do they think we are, they would have fallen off as they would be up-side-down!).
    There are 23 million "Australian" actors that must be paid for all the hard work we have been doing over the last 200 years!

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  75. It's sad when you take ONE thing that represents the minority, apply it to the majority, and say "that's what THEY ALL believe".

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  76. What about Crocodile Dundee? An actor impersonating an actor? He's paid double then.... ;-)

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  77. Remind me of JimCarey in The Truman show? LOL

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  78. hahahah this is so fucking stupid that i dont have words for it. Well govermenst around the wold lies and makes hoaxe's is nothing new. But this is just stupid... Yeah and u all flat earthers your brain capacity is just so low that u dont understand better thats all..

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  79. So do Flat Earthers believe that every other planet is spherical but earth is flat !?!
    Or do they think that every astronomical body is flat?
    Man! If every astronomical body is spherical, then the universe is sure as shit weird .

    And we must be pretty special, because if sun is flat too then its rotational period must be synched with earths orbit around it. Otherwise we won't see it as a disk throughout the year.

    And guess what, from other planets, or any other vantage point, you could easily see it as a disk.

    Guess what "Flat Earthers", that's not the case. If yo'd have thought things through just a bit, you could understand that. Ignorant pieces of shit!

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  80. Why does Google and Nasa space cameras BLOT out the north and south poles ?
    There are some things the govt. won't let you see.
    What did Admiral Byrd say in his journals about his expedition to the north pole ? How he entered a hollow world inside the earth with it's own sun ? You can read it, Google it.
    Where are the all stars and all the space junk on the live space cams ?
    The atmosphere is supposed to be loaded with space junk...where are all the thousands of it ?
    if the earth is round how does gravity keep the water in place ? it would take such an astronomical amount of gravity to keep the weight of the deepest oceans water in place on a large planet, the gravity would be immensely greater than the pressure of all of earths water 7 miles deep of all the earth's oceans and seas. Use logical sense.

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    1. Why does Google and Nasa space cameras NOT blot out the rest of the world?
      There are some things the govt lets you see.
      What did one person say in his journals? Why should you believe that one person and ignore everyone else? Why would you Google it? Isn't Google not supposed to let you see the truth? If you can Google it, then what's to stop you from thinking it's just something Google made up?
      Where are all the stars? There's one right nearby, and that's the Sun. What? You can't see the sun on the live space cams?
      Where are all the space junk? How do you know there are thousands of it? And how would you expect space cams to see what we can't see in the sky? What next? We can see clouds, so are clouds actually made of space junk?
      If the earth were flat, how does gravity keep the water in place? How does the sun set? How does the sun rise?
      Use logical fallacy.

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  81. I can't believe my aunt lied me aall along. She told me she mved to Austalia. :(

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  82. Just a question but on what planet do you live to write read or believe this bullshit ..i can tell you this if this were true nasa SUCKS cause I've been here 48 years and the pricks haven't paid me once

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  83. Honestly yall are so fking dumb LMAOOO
    yea the post was written originally by my friend shelley but she was actually trolling everyone on fb AND with her australian friends(they were a part of it) and people got so mad thinking shes serious about it smh
    she knows Australia exists she wanted to have a good laugh with her friends thats all and people just keep attacking her nowadays smh chill the fk off sheesh

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  84. Totally bullshits to disprove Flate Earth as well. Those fucking group of liars actually doesn't exists !

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  85. My husband pretended to go to Australia a few years back. He was probably just having an affair with an island beauty from South America. The wife is alwhttps://www.gstatic.com/images/icons/material/system/1x/close_black_24dp.pngays the last to find out. SMH

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  86. My husband pretended to go to Australia a few years back. He was probably just having an affair with an island beauty from South America. The wife is the last to find out. SMH

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  87. Stop making stupid people famous.

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  88. you guys are so fucking stupid lol

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  89. Quere on Earth the Great Reef or cangoroos live here on South America? Here on Brazil never saw a single one.

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  90. who is responsible for the payroll, some serious back-payment owed here lol... it defies belief that there are people around who are that gullible to believe this rubbish !!!!!!!!!!

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  91. https://youtu.be/JEN9NW6qjCw

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  92. Of course Australia exists, people need to get their facts straight.
    And yes the Earth is very flat. If you take the honest time to debunk it and not run with headline news, you may learn a thing or two.

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  93. The Earth 'has' to be flat, otherwise spirit levels would be curved and not straight......................

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  94. This is just wishfull thinking.
    Alan from New Zealand

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  95. Flat earthers don't believe this. In all my research, I never came across this Australia nonsense. I actually think this is an attempt to make the idea of a flat earth even more laughable than people already find it.

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  96. If the earth was flat I'd be able to see France from where I live in whitby plus if the earth was really flat I'm sure nasa would of let us know as there is no reason to lie about it not like there covering up alien life if anyone as been on a plane you can clearly see the curvature of the earth open your eyes people

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  97. If my country doesn't exist, I can't exist. Who am I and where am I?

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  98. Well, let them know that Australia still has a few shrimp left on the barbie for them when they finally return to reality. :-)

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  99. OMG there is no hope for humanity with these fecking idiots, no I am not bloody Australian, I am a figment of your stupid imaginations, ,y family were not convicts they were legal immigrants. Wow you lot really are a special kind of candy flavoured dipshits. I fear for the future of this Planet with you ill educated stupid people around. Talk about more than a few sheep short in the top paddock you lot are missing the entire paddock.

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