Astronauts, apart from living happy lives back on Earth after the fact, should be spending most of their time either in space or communicating science to the masses – or both. They should not have to waste any time arguing with flat-earthers on TV, nor should they have to shut down the President of the United States.
Sadly, although a new year
has begun, this is the age of Alternative Facts. Shortly after ending 2017 on a
mind-achingly sad comment about climate change science, Trump started 2018 as
he meant to go on: tweeting inflammatory remarks, including one in response to
North Korea's drama-matching leader, Kim Jong-un, wherein he spoke of an
omnipresent nuclear button on his desk.
“I too have a Nuclear
Button,” POTUS replied, with his usual eloquence and attention to proper
grammar and punctuation. “It is a much bigger & more powerful one than his,
and my Button works!”
Apart from being the most
nauseating and concerning genital measuring contest in human history, this is
clearly not how nuclear strikes are launched, and anyway, the physical size of
the button is irrelevant to how many nukes it could hypothetically launch.
Weirdly, this was probably
Trump’s attempt at a metaphor, where the button referred to the size and
destructive capability of America’s nuclear arsenal.
In any case, it’s obviously
ridiculous to taunt a volatile nuclear power like this, which is why one Mark
Kelly – a retired astronaut, and brother of fellow spacefarer Scott Kelly –
decided to step in, as spotted by the Washington Press.
Trump hasn’t replied to this
purveyor of the cosmos at the time of writing, and he’s unlikely to. Kelly, for
one thing, is simply too on the ball for a linguistically challenged President
to fend off. Shortly beforehand, Kelly spotted another of Trump’s tweets.
Although not exactly inflammatory, it makes a claim which is beyond ludicrous. Now,
clearly, nothing Trump has done has had an effect on the safety of air travel.
Kelly took another shot at
the Tweeter-in-Chief, using nothing but factual information and one hell of a
slap down at the end.
There’s no evidence to
suggest anything has changed in this regard, especially on Trump’s orders. Air
travel has indeed never been safer, but Trump claiming credit for this is like
a hamster taking credit for writing Wonderwall by Oasis. It would be funny, if
it wasn't so offensively daft.
We, for one, hope that Kelly
keeps this up. Maybe it’s the Britishness in us coming out, but sometimes the
best form of resistance is a strongly worded letter – or tweet, in this case.
Via IFLScience
amen! Go get em, Kelly
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