If you think the Earth is flat, then you’re on the wrong website. Seriously, what are you doing here? Why aren’t you venturing to the icy mountainous rim around the edges, bravely peeking underneath and seeing what’s on the other side of this galactic space Frisbee? Good luck with that.
Incidentally, somewhere else
that you don't expect to see flat Earth peons is on Elon Musk's Twitter profile
– but this is 2017, where logic is about as relevant as witchcraft.
Musk, a man known for his
cosmic ventures, giant batteries, and curious, pun-filled tweet threads, openly
wondered the other day why there isn’t a Flat Mars Society. After all, there’s
a Flat Earth Society, whose adherents are just as odd as you’d expect them to
be. Is Earth the only planet that’s flat?
Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) 28 November 2017
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
we have an enormous, game-changing spoiler for you. The official Twitter
account of the Flat Earth Society responded to Musk’s tweet, and they have
claimed that Mars, unlike the Earth, is absolutely, definitely round.
“Hi Elon, thanks for the
question. Unlike the Earth, Mars has been observed to be round. We hope you
have a fantastic day!”
Hi Elon, thanks for the question. Unlike the Earth, Mars has been observed to be round.— Flat Earth Society (@FlatEarthOrg) 28 November 2017
We hope you have a fantastic day!
Well, that’s cleared that up
then. By round, we assume they mean spherical, but round objects can be flat
too – so who knows, really. This is one of the stupidest response ever, and we
are pretty sure that you will agree with us.
Weirder still, when prompted
by a skeptical social media user’s use of a gif showing the Earth spinning on
its axis, the Flat Earth Society account replied with an obtuse Star Wars
reference.
“No! Alderaan is peaceful,
we have no weapons. You can’t possibly –” it reads. Are they suggesting that
our presumably flat Earth is about to be destroyed by the Death Star? It’s more
likely that they’re implying that photographs of Earth that we see every day
are simply fabrications – but either way, this is all incredibly strange.
If Mars is round or spherical, are all the other planets
also round and spherical too? Are they suggesting that Earth’s the only flat
planet in existence? Oh, so many questions.
Human stupidity is endless.....
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DeleteNot stupidity : the money lenders who create and organize this sh*t to make slaves of money sheeple waste time while they collect 'rent' on stolen land+resources #WW3 how much longer must this be tolerated from http://biblehub.com/revelation/3-9.htm ? #AskANative #AskAnAfrican #AskAPalestinian debt-driven peons stole from too many to be tolerated any longer http://biblehub.com/1_samuel/15-28.htm must become a model for the whole world to get rid of this time wasting bullsh*t
DeleteMars isn't round - I ate a bar the other day and it was oblong! Ha ha!
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DeleteI guess you saw Caddy Shack?
DeleteFYI, witchcraft is perfectly relevant. Holidays are the seasonal quarters and cross-quarters, and unlike some made-up religions we don't worship a Jewish zombie or an illiterate pedophile
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